American Idol Spoof Articles

Miley Cyrus refuses to wear any underwear. Says too many people complaining!

It’s Miley on display! But not for long, as Ms. Cyrus dumps underwear and gossip all together!
Dogpatch, TN - The girl voted ‘most likely to be a slut by age 21,’ Miley Cyrus, has reversed her life’s course once again! Growing criticism about her personal life, and those nasty tabloid photos that never to be in short supply, have turned a trickle of fans worries into a torrent of disbelief and outrage!

Today Miley announced that she will no longer be wearing underwear! “I’ve had it with people saying, like, look! She has her bra showing! Or, look! You can see what color panties she has on! From now on no underpants and no bras!”

Cyrus has been the source of criticism lately concerning risque photos of her sitting on a transient’s lap while her blouse was pushed up, and in another shot where she pulled her top down exposing her bra for a friend’s camera.

Somehow, both photos have surfaced in the tabloids, where easy money greases the palms of supposed ‘buddies’ that will gladly take a camera shot all in the name of ‘being a close friend’, but in reality it can make them momentarily rich!

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American Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy “Stuff” Magazine Lingerie Pictures

Katherine wears a variety of lace and silk in her photo shoot

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Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year’s contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky underthings.

“I just wanted to show the world that the sexy Idols don’t just come from this season. I mean, after all, I was the first Idol contestant with a wardrobe malfunction!”

(Note: In 2006, there was an incident with a button and the whole world witnessed the color of her panties: canary yellow.)

McPhee says that she is not trying to attract a Playboy contract with her pictures. “I just want to be the newest singing slut. Madonna wore her bra outside of her clothes. Britney and Shakira and Christina don’t wear any clothes. Why can’t I have on something sexy and just be me?”

This issue has already become the highest selling ever for Stuff magazine. They hope to cash in on their fame by including inserts of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue in future issues.

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TMZ noted earlier today from their ever-so-famous “Mole” that Terri Seymour, (also known as Simon Cowell’s girlfriend) found Simon late last night in the middle of the night masturbating to Paula Abdul’s 80s music video “Opposite’s Attract".

TMZ goes on to say that Terri was so disgusted, that she slapped him across the face, and asked, ” What does she have that I do not have? I just don’t get it!!”

Simon’s response.

“I get to humiliate her on Live television, get paid for it, and her nagging brings me more money, not to mention, the sexual tension is only greater because i used to masturbate to her videos years ago.”

Terri reported that Simon slept on the couch last night.

TMZ reported….. He probably loved it, he was able to watch more Paula videos.