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Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: “What’s your name?”

I once asked Ivan Tsarevich from Vasilisa Fine 15 rubles for beer.

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"– Prompt, and in what hand by the rules of etiquette during a meal should be a smartphone?

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"

But mantises to masturbation are very positive, among mantis males it is believed that it significantly prolongs life

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"They were not retired, and there’s nothing to get used to.

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"

Hearing the phrase – "I want to confess something to you", the first thought that comes to mind – "Here is the creature".

Family on the train returns from vacation.

Mother and father are animatedly discussing merry moments of rest, their little son looks out the window from the top shelf and tries to say something:

– Mom, Dad, what is the name of this station, from which we just left?

Adults dismiss it as an annoying fly, enthusiastically continuing their merry conversation:

– We do not know, Vovochka! Do not bother, do not see, we’re talking!

Finally, when the parents are silent, Vovochka sighs:

– What a pity that you do not know what the station was called … After all, there we forgot our grandfather, who in shorts left the train to smoke …

Army. The officer turns to the rookie:

“What’s your name?”

– The Ukrainian.

I once asked Ivan Tsarevich from Vasilisa Fine 15 rubles for beer.

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"– Prompt, and in what hand by the rules of etiquette during a meal should be a smartphone?

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"

But mantises to masturbation are very positive, among mantis males it is believed that it significantly prolongs life

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"

They were not retired, and there’s nothing to get used to.

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"

Hearing the phrase – "I want to confess something to you", the first thought that comes to mind – "Here is the creature".

Family on the train returns from vacation.

Mother and father are animatedly discussing merry moments of rest, their little son looks out the window from the top shelf and tries to say something:

– Mom, Dad, what is the name of this station, from which we just left?

Adults dismiss it as an annoying fly, enthusiastically continuing their merry conversation:

– We do not know, Vovochka! Do not bother, do not see, we’re talking!

Finally, when the parents are silent, Vovochka sighs:

– What a pity that you do not know what the station was called … After all, there we forgot our grandfather, who in shorts left the train to smoke …

Army. The officer turns to the rookie:

“What’s your name?”

– The Ukrainian.

“I’m asking you how your name is!”

– The Ukrainian.

– Yes, surname, do you understand Russian or not ??? !!!

– Yes, my name is Ukrainian!

Officer (suspiciously) – So … And nationality?

– Belarusian.

– Are you kidding ?!

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"“Will not you become fat?”

– Let’s see, we’ll see.

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"– Comrade Major, in our part, there are “ blue“!

– That’s what I’m looking at – my cosmetic bag is missing …

A man comes to the doctor and complains:

“As I start on the tractor, the field is plowing like this … I get up.”

Doctor:

– And you take a gun with you, as it gets up, so shoot, and the wife will run to the shot and you with her ….

Six months pass, the man comes again to the doctor:

Listen in the summer everything was just fine, but now it’s autumn and you can not find a wife.

Doctor:

– Why?

Man:

“So the hunting season began, everywhere they shoot …”

Surrendering for 1-5 days Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands, fought for 30 days France can not understand in any way – what is it that the Russians celebrate the Victory?

Two older Jews philosophize:

1st: No, you just think – there was a Roman Empire,

was Caesar … and there were Jews!

Now there is no Roman Empire, no Caesar –

the Jews stayed …

2nd: Well? ..

1st: No, you again think – there was a French Empire,

was Napoleon … and there were Jews!

Now there is no more the French Empire, there is no Napoleon –

the Jews stayed …

2nd: Well? ..

1-st: No, you think well – there was Soviet power,

there were Communists … and again there were Jews!

Now there is no Soviet power, no communists –

the Jews stayed …

2nd: Well? ..

1st: I think so, that ours reached the semi-finals!

Army. The officer turns to the recruit from the system: "What's your name?"The gymnast sat for a long time on the twine, stretching herself pleasure.

I’m lying in a haystack and an ass I feel that the forks need to be stored somehow differently.

In the phrase "romantic dinner" for a woman the key word – "romantic", and for a man – "dinner".

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